What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:44

Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
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Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III